This is sung slowly and low:

"I Like Traffic Lights"
I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights, No matter where they've been.
I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights, But only when they're green.

He likes traffic lights, He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights, No matter where they've been.
He likes traffic lights, He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights, But only when they're green.

I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights, That is what I said.
I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights, But not when they are red.

He likes traffic lights, He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights, That is what he said.
He likes traffic lights, He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights, But not when they are red.

I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights, Although my name's not Bamber.
I like traffic lights, ...oh God...

Only Monty Python could produce such a wonderful and soul wrenching song. Of course, we are left to wonder about how the singer feels about about amber (yellow) lights. Probably doesn't like them, since he only likes traffic lights when they are green.