Monday, July 28, 2003

OK, so Tony and I were going through the drivethrough at McDonalds, and he paid, and got his change, and then said (to me), "Where is the food?" I replied that this was the new Diet McDonalds, where you drivethrough, pay your money, and then you don't get any food.

We now have a new concept for a chain of restraunts called: "Vous Allez Affamé À la maison" (French for you go home hungry).

Very swanky layout and table cloths, cloth napkins, very heavy flatware beautiful glasses and vases of flowers. Sterotypical rude French waiters. Lemon slices in the water. The menu will be the following:
(Prices only on the menus for men)
Plat de rien : $25.00
Grande cuvette d'air : $30.00
Cuillère de vide : $15.00
- well you get the idea.

The wonderful thing is that there is no cooking involved, no kitchen needed, and only waiters.

If we could get Clastia Flockheart to endorse it I think it would really take off. Think of the franchising opportunites!

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