This one is laugh out loud funny - here is the headline in the TechWeb Today Security & Privacy newsletter dated Wednesday, June 25, 2003:


TODAY'S NEWS
3. Gates Talks Spam In Bulk E-Mail
A message to 75,000 customers outlines Microsoft's battle plans against junk e-mail.
http://update.techweb.com/cgi-bin4/DM/y/eMcO0FGn2U0CLf0B2v60Az

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