AH HA! All has been revealed to me. Yahoo has added a "Soul Search" function to its engine. Do a search on My Destiny and you will be hooked up with a revelation about your soul. This is good for me because I am sadly incapable of any introspection what so ever. Just ask Tony. He has told me over and over again that I have the depth of an oil slick on a puddle in the road. Nice, huh? I figure that means that while having a thickness of several molecules, I've got pretty colors. Some people like to navel gaze more than others I guess. Here is a link to the Onion article that started it all link.
If you are curious, I keep on getting the answer "Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply." Maybe I've got some sort of MPD thing going on that I'm not aware of?